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This is my blog (gasp!) It's a random jumble of Hetalia, Homestuck, SNK and other fandoms, mushed together with lots of humorous posts and the occasional Serious Thing. l'm always free to chat, be it serious or silly! (Be warned though: I am friendly, but terribly, terribly, lazy at replying.) I don't post a lot of personal stuff, but I do tend to crowd my tags on reblogs with dumb comments as the trade-off. They're put in the tags specifically so you can ignore them though, so please feel free to!

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elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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Posted 5 minutes ago With 38,243 notes

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askacavalreaper:

yOU DON’T WANNA HEAR THE LONG ANSWER,

eyebrow-extravaganza:

Ok so is it just me or does Levi always look like he’s posing for selfies or something

I mean

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#casualcleaning <3

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#nomakeup #nofilters

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#killingtitans #photooftheday

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"love my #newgloves <3"

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"The camera turned on by itself I swear #sexysnacks"

Posted 7 minutes ago With 16,088 notes

impactprincess:

fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and ways at last five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

Posted 10 minutes ago With 339,590 notes

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cheezyseke:

Someone requested fem!Austria as Nonon

cheezyseke:

Someone requested fem!Austria as Nonon

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

Posted 10 minutes ago With 184,020 notes

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

Posted 12 minutes ago With 5,958 notes

lzbth:

i cant breahte

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うえから、桜がパラパラ♡